CRAZY CAT LADY

<-- I believe this is the beginning stage of me becoming the crazy fat cat lady.

I mean, it's pretty obvious that I like cats..... and you know what? It's inevitable that I someday am going to be THAT lady... the one with all the cats, that has tons of fur on my clothes, and I carry a backpack cat carrier all the time..

But I was thinking---- is that enough? I don't know if it is. There are lots of crazy ladies who like cats out there, and if I am going to be classified as a nut job-- I don't want to just blend in with the crowd. SO--- I decided to add one more element of "katie" to the load.

I am going to be the Crazy Fat Cat Hula Hoop Lady. I mean it's perfect! I like cats.. I like Hula Hoops. It works. I will not only have the cat thing-- but I will be the weird lady who is carrying around a hula hoop with her.... and eventually I will be so fat that I don't have to actually carry the hula hoop (because I will be to big to actually have them loop around me)--- but a bunch of them will just REST around the middle of my massive belly almost as an accessory piece. And I will always talk about new hula hoop tricks that I can do with my cats.... I love it.