QUESTION : Have you ever fallen asleep while sittin on the pot?

I personally have never experienced this , but I have heard stories and know some people that have. How is this possible?? I mean, how could you be taking a dump and then while your pants are around your ankles, you just fall asleep while your bare cheeks are dangling over a hole full of crap??? WTF mate!?!?! This seriously boggles my mind.

I literally don't think I could ever do this.... I would be too worried that

1. I might fall in

2. The smell of the dump would permeate over me and I would smell like shiz for the rest of the day

3. Someone would catch me in the act.

I don't know-- maybe it's just me-- but I think the whole idea is really really weird.

If anyone knows someone that this has happened to.. please let me know. I would like to know the details of how it came to pass.